the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
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what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
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if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
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I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
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lms if u dont know what hola means
so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????
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how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do
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